Press “1”

Satire, sarcasm,
slander and snark
Fantastic farce
facetious facts
and irony, mockery
and made up crockery

What difference does it make?

I can’t tell what’s true and what’s false
and for apathy
I care not

Commas and
Alpacas and Emus
they all look the same to me

Science and Witchcraft,
rumors and legends
there all “just theories” to me

Yes there their and they’re
and to two and too
I’m free to say whatever I choose

I know what I meant
and if you don’t I guess
Your just not paying attention
to me

Apostrophe catastrophe
punctuation's absurd
its it's thats 
nothing but a word

"I don't care, do you?"