Facebook Owl
I was coughed up by an Owl
and I soon began to howl
a song of feathers, bones and stuff
OWL! OWL! OWL!
I cried
and ran around in circles
I jumped, I twitched,
sometimes I even itched
and other times
I simply bitched at Fate
A pellet? Oh Hell it
hurts except when I laugh
What I am I do not know
nor what I was nor where I’ll go
or if I’ll just stay
right here for muffins -
or mittens
or cute little kittens
I’m a Facebook thing you know
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